OMG OMG!!11one!eleven! I'm gonna die, save meeeeee. Bleh! Needed to get that out of my system. What I was trying to say was, we leave tomorrow... to France. My primary objective is to GTFO of France as soon as possible because of an irrational Francophobia that has come over me. I love France (compared to the normal contempt the English usually have) ever since studying their history at A-level. I've also been to Paris and I loved it.. but still my primary concern is to evade capture by the Frenchman.
All joking aside, I'm really looking forward to this little sabbatical. Living at home, having a job where I was gonna be laid off eventually, having no lover babe, and the monotonous goings of everyday life I decided one Monday morning to have a quest. The goal being, to get experience of doing something. I've got no reason not to; I have the savings saved, the commitments nonexistent and a desire to see something apart from Hertfordshire.
As an added bonus, it's election day and tomorrow we'll discover who will win. My prediction is the Conservatives. Only now do you understand (as Emperor Palpatine would say) :). When I come back I'll find my beloved Albion, my beloved Britannia changed. It'll be just like when Saruman joined forces with Sauron and created his mighty Uruk-hai, messing up Isengard's beauty in the process.
Oh and one more thing to you who vote Conservatives.
WE CANT REPEL IGNORANCE OF THAT MAGNITUDE!
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